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Sin Demotivational Poster


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


Sink Fixed -


TAGS: finally got the sink fixed
Rating: 4.76/5

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maoworks2 - June 14, 2013, 7:37 am
Now That's What I'm Talking About !
Silverheart - June 13, 2013, 4:51 pm

Installed the Jesus Filtration Unit5?


ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"


TAGS: alucard hellsing vampire
Rating: 3.75/5

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FatherTyme - May 4, 2011, 6:23 pm
Hmm, I'd love to see Blade AND Alucard cleaning house. @thatonechick, I saw Hellsing, truly bad@$$. He was pwning let and right and not even caring enough to take names :)
boinger - March 9, 2011, 1:23 pm
vampires actually do sparkle... for .00000000001 seconds b4 they burst into flame
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 9:57 pm
He'd probably win a race up your parents basement stairs as well.
TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:51 pm
But could he beat you in a spelling bee?
corbett06 - June 27, 2010, 9:49 pm
that faget edward wouldnt stand a chance in satans hell against alucard
LD0ne - May 7, 2010, 9:52 am
nice job *applauds* 5 lions
Portgas D. Ace - December 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Positive. Edward definiely should meet Alucard *hrhrhr*
angryceltic - December 12, 2009, 12:34 pm
i did and it was awesome
thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 9:56 am
Anybody else watch Hellsing? *crickets chirp*


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.




SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


TAGS: laziness capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:45 pm
See here this is a great poster, but you should take it easy man, remember quality over quantity.


MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!




MONDAY MORNING - It always feels like this.




SINGLE LIFE IS A CURSE - I have disposable income, unlimited free time, ability to hang with anyone I want, zero stress & drama...yea single life is horrible




IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President assasinates you!


TAGS: vladimir putin president assasinate
Rating: 3.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
Now this, this I like!
Hawamleh - March 29, 2011, 11:52 am
been done like 13 times.


NEW BEGINNINGS - “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”


TAGS: journey begins with single step
Rating: 4.46/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 8:49 am
Love it, and the creative angle on the caption. 5L
sickartist - May 31, 2010, 7:59 am
"Excellent" - Ministry of 5L


FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!


TAGS: ash ketchum misty pikachu pokemon anime manga kiss kissing
Rating: 3.23/5

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dayday13 - August 3, 2010, 9:48 am
i no rite?


2015 -




WELCOME -


TAGS: karma sin
Rating: 4.64/5

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SteveFurlong - August 20, 2012, 9:38 pm
They don't need to set out the Lust plate if you eat out.
steve1961 - August 20, 2012, 11:49 am
These days I like to savor a nice dish of wrath with a bit of chopped penguin on the side.
Sho - August 20, 2012, 9:08 am
I'm on a strict Sloth diet
GaryO - August 20, 2012, 9:02 am
M-M-M-M-M, a heaping plate of lust, my good man. Smothered in a puree of ‘admiration’……and for deserve, I’ll have the gluttony with a side of greed…..but, you’ll have to bring larger plates….much much larger plates….and hurry.
Rick69 - August 20, 2012, 4:58 am
After about 2 minutes of solid deliberation, I have come to the realisation I have done ALL of these sins... ... ... I regret nothing...


1st Contact -


TAGS: indian missionary god sin hell
Rating: 4.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 10:00 pm
So you wouldn't be cutting off your children's heads in order to apease the good of corn.
boston - April 6, 2015, 3:52 pm
d*** good question
concern3 - March 13, 2015, 6:02 am
Excellent 5er


BIBLICAL TEACHINGS -


TAGS: sinatra bible alchohol
Rating: 4.81/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 6:05 pm
love this 5L
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 12:45 am
What is this thing they refer to as "last call"? Never heard of it. But, I shan't distress the maker... drink it up, men... it's long after ten!
Bovee - March 23, 2011, 8:08 pm
5 more cause its last call!


PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.




TOOL -


TAGS: missing teeth stupid grin hillbilly
Rating: 4.48/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:18 am
Agreed .. 5L


CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...


TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
Kill it.


BE UNIQUE - Society will tell you to do things a certain way Don't listen to them


TAGS: unique pissing wtf bathroom
Rating: 4.56/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:26 pm
Recommend peeing with your mouth closed.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
HEY! my neighbor's dog pee's upside down.


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - He boiled for our sins




THESE ARE GANGSTERS -


TAGS: gangsters businessmen not the thug life
Rating: 4.4/5

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Produceman117 - March 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
Nicely done, Sickartist. 5Ls.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:46 pm
ACTUALLY those are actors that played gangsters - pretty much wimps ALL.
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:24 am
They may be gangsters, but I happen to be gangsta. Yo.
Woodywood03a - March 19, 2010, 1:45 am
lol
Dude 4515 - March 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Deniro's such a gangster, he's TWO gangsters!
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 1:43 pm
What? BLASPHEMY!! Lower left corner isn't an actor...p.s. 5L


STAYING SINGLE -


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L


KARAOKE - And on the 7th day god created earplugs




MOMMMMMM -




SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!




Missing -


TAGS: valentine february dead missing marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - August 9, 2016, 11:31 am

the plunger...because his wife loves bringing up old ****...lol
concern3 - August 9, 2016, 6:30 am
Outstanding poster, UP yours
lgvernon - August 8, 2016, 3:45 pm

Yes, the plunger. Effectively pounded in with that iron.
Silverheart - August 8, 2016, 2:14 pm

Brutally murdered with that plunger, and some of tne other products on the tray were used to hide the evidence.


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


WOMAN LOOKING FOR DIRTY BOY. - I'll have her moved in by next week...




CREEPY LITTLE GIRLS - used in advertising since the fifties


TAGS: creepy little girls advertising
Rating: 2.67/5

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matthew - January 27, 2009, 11:34 pm
she's the reason i keep a crucifix in my pocket at all times
vic - October 10, 2008, 7:50 am
Oh my f***ing god, BURN IT!!
TigerKid - July 11, 2008, 2:02 pm
She wants to eat the fingers making the sandwich
Bulgy McPackage - July 11, 2008, 12:14 pm
Looks like she wants to possess that jelly sandwich.


HURTS, DOESN'T IT? -


TAGS: mortality depressing truth hurts
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:39 pm
Remembering we're going to die someday is the best motivation to make a name for oneself, go out there and accomplish something, that there can be.
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 5:59 pm
I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

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Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


my wife went shopping yesterday -


TAGS: missing wife men
Rating: 4.81/5

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jonny5 - July 27, 2014, 9:42 pm
There is a reward for the return of vehicle unharmed.


DRINKING -




PHILOSOPHY SAMPLER - Top 3 are listed.


TAGS: sinatra
Rating: 4.67/5

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WHEN I'M AT WORK -


TAGS: business voice
Rating: 4.77/5

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alldayfighter - May 20, 2011, 7:31 pm
5o I do.


NASCAR FANS -


TAGS: racing top fuel redneck left turn cousins
Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:27 am
I like that, Mr. McSquealy, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:26 am
Oh... My... GOD! Lol!
RONHUSTLEMAN - October 9, 2012, 9:42 pm
that.....was funny!
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:46 pm
Like Mr. Happy McSquealy and the Earmuff Twins?
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:16 pm
lol
Sean - November 2, 2010, 1:46 pm
I totally love this one. Hilarious.


THE FRIEND ZONE - By the time you prove you're everything she's looking for you will already be in it.


TAGS: friend zone single fail
Rating: 4.22/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 3:59 pm
Why do people think they Friend Zone and Romance Zone are exclusive. People should realize that the best lover is a friend and the best friend is a lover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvjjm_GnMg
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:19 am
Sometimes, it's better to have had someone in the friend zone than to have hurt him because you were so messed up you know you would have... xx
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:18 am
That's teenage stuff... Life goes on, everybody learns, clarify what they look for... And then you resent her/him for having you in the friend zone for a bit? Too bad...
ponderous - April 9, 2012, 5:32 pm
Always
WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 4:08 pm
You too?


INCOMPETENCE: - It can happen even if you do your job TOO well....


TAGS: missing camo
Rating: 4.38/5

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ONE DAY -




DAD I AM -


TAGS: father and son sinlge dad
Rating: 4.78/5

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rerun - March 15, 2013, 9:35 pm

sometimes selecting a random search turns up a gem from the past
culos - October 4, 2010, 9:35 am
So wrong! This is motivational, not DEmotivational. 5 Little Fingers from me, the print is on my wall!
tellitlikeitis - September 27, 2010, 2:29 pm
Perfect.
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 2:21 pm

thnx FP
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 2:15 pm
Beautiful! 5L and fav'd RL


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


A NEW DAY -


TAGS: day sun rising cholesterol planet
Rating: 4.87/5

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gas - January 21, 2012, 10:01 am
hahaha thx
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:53 am
Best. Bacon. Poster. Ever. 5L :D


TIMING IS EVERYTHING -




PASSING ON -


TAGS: merecedes car airborn passing on
Rating: 4.41/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:40 pm
All of the whiners can suck it, I laughed. Five stars.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 4:44 pm
Oh no, I know it's an old joke, I just wanted to see it in poster form. I was wondering if a poster like this has been done already
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 3:57 pm
It's an old joke.....word for word (A coworker of mine has it on his desk, my dad used to tell it,,,,etc) It's a jokefake......lowest of the low.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 4, 2011, 2:55 pm
wait, so it's been done before?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2011, 2:54 pm
You don't get Lions for adding a really old saying to a relevant pic. 2L


YO MAMA - . . . is so fat, when she sings, its over.




SILENCE -


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling h***er every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the h***er generously. still cheaper in the long run


WHY -


TAGS: chicken crossing the road
Rating: 4.81/5

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Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:27 pm
Obviously the chic on the other side was better looking...duh!


ALUCARD IN A ELEVATOR - He couldn't take the elevator music, and so he killed everyone.


TAGS: hellsing hellsing
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 11:58 pm
So, I'm gone for a day, and "awful" starts up again?


BLESSINGS -


TAGS: blessings count them while you have them
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 6, 2015, 6:13 pm

If you find it, link it
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:55 pm
There's another picture floating around here of an old man sitting on the leftmost end of a bench alone. I wonder if they'd combine well?


MY FRIEND ABOUT TO ASSASSINATE A REFEREE ON MADDEN NFL 12. -


TAGS: assassin s creed madden nfl funny
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rivaldog - December 22, 2011, 4:12 pm
Right on man lol
Rivaldog - December 22, 2011, 4:12 pm
Thanks man ^_^
themaddportagee - December 17, 2011, 4:15 pm
As an Oakland native, I HAVE to say I love thi$!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 13, 2011, 5:42 pm
That's pretty funny, dude!
Rivaldog - December 12, 2011, 8:04 pm
Darn lol Thanks for the heads up and the rating :D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:07 pm

normally on this site dude, gamer posters do not do well. enough people have played a**assins creed....i guess. i actually did lol. n1...you got a 5L from me.
Rivaldog - December 12, 2011, 5:59 pm
It's good you're a gamer, that means you should get it. Why say "[you] love [it] BUT [you're] a gamer"? that doesn't make any sense lol
Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 1:25 pm

lolz...love this BUT i am a gamer.


ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!


TAGS: robot jesus sins blasphemy challenge
Rating: 4/5

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shannon21 - July 17, 2010, 12:43 am
lol respawn!


THIS JOB IS - Soda Pressing ...


TAGS: this job is soda pressing
Rating: 4.94/5

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Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 7:28 am
It's already there .. If you visit, don't forget to tip your waitress
house - August 22, 2011, 6:20 am
WHERE would THis bElong,because it certainly is PUNNY ISn't it


SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.


TAGS: schrodinger sammich sadwich cat german quatum science hellsing
Rating: 3.22/5

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Derek - September 27, 2009, 12:18 am
The cat has eyes that are neither brown nor blue but in an indeterminate state. :-)
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 5:55 pm
Add a little mustard, but hold the...Meowww...quiet. Hold the...meowww...mayo. AAHROM NOM NOM NOM...


BAGGED MILK - Now available in beer!!!


TAGS: tsingtao beer pong
Rating: 2.87/5

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Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:43 am
Iced tea? Game over. LOL!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:41 am
d***, Australia to? Google it. They make iced tea, and other juice type drinks. Under their caps they print trivia questions. Hence the game in the forum. Their website has all the facts ect.....It's good stuff BTW...
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am
I have no idea what a Snapple is, but it sounds refreshing...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:31 am
Don't do it AK!!! Grab a Snapple instead!! Or do you not have it under there??
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 9:26 am
You know what? Those bags are making me REALLY thirsty...
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:19 am
Beer hammers work just as well when you turn them around and lay down "the claw!!"
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:17 am
So I, ummm....Double bagged it eh?
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 8:54 am
Dammit, my beer hammer cannot smash bags. d*** you, MO! d*** YOU!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 8:49 am
pic has been used before MO.....not your fault, You got my 5.
MO - August 30, 2009, 8:47 am
Not one comment, just a resounding 2. nothing. Definitely thought this would do a whole hell of a lot better.


BE VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: frank sinatra playboy bunnies
Rating: 4.89/5

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MaxxZ - May 20, 2012, 3:21 pm
Where's the sign,,LWEVE THE WABBITS AWONE !!!!
gas - July 29, 2011, 5:32 am
ups.. maybe it wasn't the right adjective, meant to say "superb" but didn't find the word. i'm sometimes lost in translation :S
PlayaSlaya144 - July 29, 2011, 12:29 am
best...comment...ever
gas - July 27, 2011, 6:10 pm
fantastic


ADMIT IT, GUYS - We've all kissed a pig at some point in our youth.


TAGS: kissing
Rating: 3.78/5

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MO - April 23, 2010, 1:58 pm
I still get a kick outta this poster. It's been used quite a bit, but this was one of the better ones IMO. 5 flu sh**s.
MO - April 23, 2010, 1:53 pm
Mooooo thanks for the a**ist there bro, but I put it out there for the guys who know, and wasn't gonna get pissy with the ones who don't. But it's nice to know you care, I'm touched. No worries KFD. SMOOCHES!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 1:35 pm
Ditto!!! I will take mine with a pint of beer as well.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 1:33 pm
mmmm, with bacon....like grims poster
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 1:29 pm
No harm no foul..... waffles!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:28 pm
That's not what I meant at all.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:27 pm
OK, I have just been informed. Sorry MO.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:08 pm
So I can't make a joke? MO didn't seem bothered.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 12:30 pm
@KFD.....you haven't been here long....while you have....you've been half Timmy......Don't make another comment like that at Mo.....the rest of us get the reference....@Mo....quit setting yourself up....there are noobs about.
MO - April 23, 2010, 12:25 pm
No comment KFD, nooooo comment.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 12:03 pm
Upper or lower cheek?
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:45 am
I've been known to smooch a pig....quite often as a matter of fact. (on the cheek you sickos)


IT'S SURPRISING - That we call it 'common' sense if there is such a lack of it




FOREVER AVAILABLE -


TAGS: single life forever alone calendar
Rating: 5/5

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gas - May 2, 2012, 11:51 am
thanks!
Zetmonk - May 2, 2012, 6:56 am
Brilliant take! And very demotivational...


SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN. - So this poor little guy's going straight to Hell? Awwwww...


TAGS: sloth deadly sin hell
Rating: 4.8/5

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pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:07 am
Thanks cynic.
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:06 am
No idea, Kyronic. I guess it needs further research.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 1:13 am
Nice! 5 lazy lions.
Kyronic - May 26, 2012, 8:48 pm
Don't sloths defecate out of there skin or something?


MOVE IT BUDDY! -


TAGS: street crossing rerun
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:44 pm
I laughed so hard...cuz I'd love to see rerun actually try to get his legs that far apart. Priceless but worthy of a 5L.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 4:34 pm
look what popped up on my screen...man I miss feas
tellitlikeitis - March 11, 2012, 9:40 am
Thanks for the funny.
Greeny - March 10, 2012, 7:05 pm
5ing it!
rerun - March 10, 2012, 5:40 pm

I am speachless.
mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:11 pm
lol
GaryO - March 10, 2012, 4:56 pm
THI5 i5 5o fea5, Hilariou5
Feasibly - March 10, 2012, 2:41 pm
Gotta admit, I snickered a little while making it. ;)
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 1:24 pm

hilarious!!


365 FOOLS -




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MARKETING - Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution


TAGS: marketing business
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:01 pm
Something similar happened with my windshield. I suspect conspiracy.


BE YOURSELF - DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING


TAGS: sing dance you free love
Rating: 4/5

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cloud753 - March 6, 2012, 7:54 pm
i always f**cking am


ADVERTISING -


TAGS: maybe not good advertising wytch
Rating: 4.07/5

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Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 4:58 pm
Snaaap! I didn't get it at first. Ouch.


THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...


TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am
d***it, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am
LOL
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles


EVERYTHING IS NOW INVALID -




WHO DOESN'T - like a good sing-a-long


TAGS: jesus singing mooooo spacedog
Rating: 4.79/5

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spacedog - May 3, 2012, 9:26 pm
HA! You should put this one on religifake Airman. 5L
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:36 pm
lol...Moooooooo will be so proud


DENIAL - Rising sea levels? Yeah right! Whatever! I don't believe you...




Jesus Christ -




ALL ALONE -




CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR - Sometimes the one wish granted is the one you regret the most.


TAGS: divorce single
Rating: 4.5/5

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aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 6:11 pm
Very true Mariand
mariand - October 1, 2012, 5:52 pm
true...but not only for the tags you mention it.
aggressiveneutrality - October 1, 2012, 12:22 pm
thank you!
maoworks2 - October 1, 2012, 11:30 am
Well Said !


HELPLESS -




EXTREME CROSSING GUARD - YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!!!


TAGS: knight guy as a crossing guard
Rating: 4.1/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 7:06 am
"Once more into the street, dear friends, once more; Or fill the holes up with our school dread." ~ something like William Shakespeare
RubyRadio - March 10, 2010, 9:50 am
Is this Guy part of the SCA???
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:17 pm
"5, It's just a flesh wound's"


SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer


TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

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SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm
Agreed
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
A dangerous combination.


GIMPY BEAR - Cubby's cousin who plays similar games But enjoys a more… subservient role And more leather…




FLIRTING -




Greed -


TAGS: sin
Rating: 1.96/5

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DARKNESS -


TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

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coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
Oh
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM


TAG - Your it


TAGS: tag adams cousin it funny
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:51 am
love it! 5P from me


SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!




NEIL PATRICK HARRIS - He has a P.H.D. in Horribleness


TAGS: dr horrible nph sing along blog
Rating: 2.82/5

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RTRAYLOR0005 - February 5, 2010, 12:25 pm
He's doing a second one.
AirStryke - February 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog, look it up on Youtube


SAVE ME -


TAGS: losing dream
Rating: 4.89/5

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maoworks2 - December 27, 2011, 8:24 am
Sorry I Can't Help Myself.


SICK'S NEW BIKE ROUTE - may be 10 miles out of the way but he's committed to it


TAGS: exercising
Rating: 4.86/5

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lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:15 am
I love jogging. 5L
Ed-Hyde - May 11, 2010, 11:39 am
This poster is driving me nuts. I could have sworn that someone did something similar for Cubby a while back. 5L's anyway for driving me closer to the brink and for the future, where women are often topless.
ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 2:07 am
Change can be a good thing believe it or not. 5er.


SINGLE LIFE -


TAGS: single life calendar fake friend
Rating: 4.85/5

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dy2012 - May 4, 2012, 10:18 am
thanks mao
maoworks2 - May 2, 2012, 12:13 pm
Nice.
dy2012 - May 2, 2012, 9:24 am
thanks gas
gas - May 2, 2012, 6:00 am
wow dy, those are beautiful posters


THE INTERNET -




IRANIAN NAVAL EXERCISES... -


TAGS: iran navy submarine p3 sink
Rating: 4.5/5

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vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:05 pm
Silly Vulture! I was reading the map wrong. What I thought were the boundaries is a dirt track! :D
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 4:56 pm
The whole southern half of Iran is on the Arabian sea.
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:53 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Republic_of_Iran_Navy ===== http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_ships_of_the_Iranian_Navy
MPsniper - December 31, 2011, 7:52 am
actually...they have a real live navy....and quite a few submarines.
vulture - December 31, 2011, 4:52 am
I'm going to ask what may be a stupid question, here - what is a land-locked country (Iran) doing owning a sub? Where do they park it?!


ENTITLEMENT - Don't go around saying the world owes you a living The world owes you nothing It was here first.


TAGS: business money entitlement
Rating: 4.44/5

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SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 8:54 am
I know a few (million) people who need a tattoo of this.


Plenty of Fish -




GREED - There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.


TAGS: greed capital sin sunny
Rating: 4.3/5

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Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
What's up Monkey-Boy!
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:10 pm
hi Claire!
Claire - December 20, 2010, 11:07 pm
daimuldoon- take it to politifake. We don't need your prejudices.
lhobbes6 - December 20, 2010, 9:50 pm
actually Americas put more money in africa than any other country too bad theyre too lazy to help
daimuldoon - December 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
Yeah thats america for you
Hawamleh - December 19, 2010, 7:48 pm
A great one ( 5 lions btw) but i think the best one is lazy :D
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 6:08 pm
well thank you Master Cranky
crankyhead - December 19, 2010, 5:05 pm
this one's the best of the bunch sunny =)


GLUTTONY - Those who commit the Sin of Gluttony are punished in Hell by being forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes. And you were just worried about getting fat ?




SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.




THOSE DAYS... - When you just want to crawl in a hole and never come out...


TAGS: depressing sad ehh
Rating: 2.86/5

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GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:46 am
Well, aside from the clearcut looking terrain in the background, that frog water looks to be holding some cutthroat trout under that little cut bank….Woof!, not sad, no…except I can’t be there today…OK, I’m sad now
maoworks2 - March 22, 2012, 8:26 am
You Mean Like Today ?


SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!




ONE FOR MY BABY -


TAGS: cool cat frank sinatra
Rating: 4.89/5

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GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 6:17 pm
5 ring-a-ding dings
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 6:17 pm
"It's a quarter to three, There's no one in the place 'cept you and me..."


WRATH -


TAGS: 7 deadly sins wrath of god
Rating: 4.6/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:54 pm
Nicely done!
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 8:35 pm
Bam! 5L
Iconoclast - September 23, 2010, 10:24 am
Some listings of the 7 Deadly Sins list Wrath, others list Anger, similar enough, but I thought Wrath was a better fit for the philosophical question. :-)
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:39 am
I think that the "anger" referred to as one of the 7 Deadly Sins refers to being quick to anger as well as unjustified anger.
ChickenWrangler - September 23, 2010, 9:02 am
I'd guess it's like every where else. If you make the rules you don't have to folow them.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 8:07 am
d***... good question! 5L


SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!


TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's


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