Sin Demotivational Poster
MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.
Sink Fixed -
ALUCARD WALKS INTO A TWILIGHT CONVENTION - "All I said was that vampires don't sparkle"
ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.
MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.
SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.
VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys
LAZINESS - Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
MIDGET TOSSING - Please re-legalize it!
MONDAY MORNING - It always feels like this.
SINGLE LIFE IS A CURSE - I have disposable income, unlimited free time, ability to hang with anyone I want, zero stress & drama...yea single life is horrible
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President assasinates you!
NEW BEGINNINGS - “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.”
FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!
1st Contact -
BIBLICAL TEACHINGS -
PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.
CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...
BE UNIQUE - Society will tell you to do things a certain way Don't listen to them
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - He boiled for our sins
THESE ARE GANGSTERS -
STAYING SINGLE -
KARAOKE - And on the 7th day god created earplugs
SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!
SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.
WOMAN LOOKING FOR DIRTY BOY. - I'll have her moved in by next week...
CREEPY LITTLE GIRLS - used in advertising since the fifties
HURTS, DOESN'T IT? -
my wife went shopping yesterday -
PHILOSOPHY SAMPLER - Top 3 are listed.
WHEN I'M AT WORK -
NASCAR FANS -
THE FRIEND ZONE - By the time you prove you're everything she's looking for you will already be in it.
INCOMPETENCE: - It can happen even if you do your job TOO well....
ONE DAY -
DAD I AM -
A NEW DAY -
TIMING IS EVERYTHING -
PASSING ON -
YO MAMA - . . . is so fat, when she sings, its over.
ALUCARD IN A ELEVATOR - He couldn't take the elevator music, and so he killed everyone.
MY FRIEND ABOUT TO ASSASSINATE A REFEREE ON MADDEN NFL 12. -
ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!
THIS JOB IS - Soda Pressing ...
SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.
BAGGED MILK - Now available in beer!!!
BE VEWY QUIET -
ADMIT IT, GUYS - We've all kissed a pig at some point in our youth.
IT'S SURPRISING - That we call it 'common' sense if there is such a lack of it
FOREVER AVAILABLE -
SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN. - So this poor little guy's going straight to Hell? Awwwww...
MOVE IT BUDDY! -
365 FOOLS -
MARKETING - Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution
BE YOURSELF - DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING
THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...
EVERYTHING IS NOW INVALID -
WHO DOESN'T - like a good sing-a-long
DENIAL - Rising sea levels? Yeah right! Whatever! I don't believe you...
Jesus Christ -
ALL ALONE -
CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR - Sometimes the one wish granted is the one you regret the most.
EXTREME CROSSING GUARD - YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!!!
SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer
GIMPY BEAR - Cubby's cousin who plays similar games But enjoys a more… subservient role And more leather…
TAG - Your it
SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS - He has a P.H.D. in Horribleness
SAVE ME -
SICK'S NEW BIKE ROUTE - may be 10 miles out of the way but he's committed to it
SINGLE LIFE -
THE INTERNET -
IRANIAN NAVAL EXERCISES... -
ENTITLEMENT - Don't go around saying the world owes you a living The world owes you nothing It was here first.
Plenty of Fish -
GREED - There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed.
GLUTTONY - Those who commit the Sin of Gluttony are punished in Hell by being forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes. And you were just worried about getting fat ?
SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.
THOSE DAYS... - When you just want to crawl in a hole and never come out...
SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!
ONE FOR MY BABY -
SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!
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